asdf movie concept script first 3 opening comics

Script 1

Rick: "Bob, where is my piano?"
Bob:" It's on your head, Rick."
Rick:"Oh, yeah . . ." *PIANO CRASH* *TV STATIC* "Freeze, chicken!"
*Cut to chicken in jail* *TV STATIC*
Girl:"What's on your head?" Man: "That is my hat.Why do you ask?"
Girl:"But it's eating your hair."
Man: "What?!"
*DUN DUN DUN* *TV STATIC*