IMA COOKIE!!!!

Today i am going to discuss a phenomenon known as the funny mispelled words phenommenon.
This happens to somehow appeal to some of the audience that are in blogs or videos.
For example: If i say, I like cookies, it may make some people grin, but it will not help you
make funny videos. To start off with a funny sentence, add mispells and capitals and exclamations.
I LIEK COOKIES! IMA COOKIE!!!! Then add an argumentative person to increase the views: I LEIK COOKIES!

I DON'T CAAAAAAARE!!!!!!! Then add explosions and kittens (background noise of
explosions with kittens not being harmed. -_- cat lovers) I LIEK COOKIES! I DON'T CAAAAAAARE!
Then add credits and  the end. (background noise of
explosions with kittens not being harmed.-_- cat lovers) I LIEK COOKIES! I DON'T CAAAAAAARE! end credits: editing done
by: a potato Filming done by: A FATTER POTATO

Top Gear short

Today on Top Gear: Hammond is in a hot dog suit, the Stig discovers space, and  James May drives a Beetle!


Cheap car challange:

Dress like a dog treat and drive slowly on the longest bridge while riding with 12 dogs in the back of the car.

Hammond: You big fat arse, Jeremy! You stole my key!

Jeremy: And I'm not giving them back without you telling me that you are a useless sausage.

May: Will you two stop bickering? We have challanges to do.

Jeremy (lowered voiced to Hammond): I changed his coolant so that he gets mustard all over his windshield.

good airsoft arena

This is a great airsoft arena. Here is the location:

3735 Cincinnatti Ave Ste 400 Rocklin, CA 95765 (916) 408-8000


Here is a review of one of the players that visited the place:
"I just went here today with my friend and I have to say that this place is great. I have been to a few indoor places and I have to say, this place is awesome.

When you come in, the people at the front desk welcome you with open arms and make you feel right at home. The arena is big and has lots of places to hide, with vehicles and a lot of barriers to hide behind. The refs don't breathe down your neck all the time and for the most part tend to look around the game and find people that aren't calling their hits, rather than tell you every time you are hit to go back to the staging area. Basically, these refs don't abuse power, are good to get along with, and stay out of your way as long as you play fairly. They are certainly better than the refs at the other places I go to.

The players were also awesome, save for a few. A few wouldn't call hits and another shot me from about a foot away with a pistol (there are no 'bang' or 'safety' rules for pistols and shotguns here, but I think there should be), and it left me with three open and bleeding welts. And it was made clear by the ref earlier that there is an 'unspoken' rule that you shouldn't shoot people within a foot or so with any gun, it just makes you look like a donkey. But these problems can't be helped since you will always get people like this at any and all airsoft events.

They also have vending machines that seem to work about 90% of the time. They work, it's just that when I tried to buy a candy bar, it told me it was out of stock when I could clearly see the candy bar right in front of me through the glass casing. Also, they carry speedloaders and some guns you can buy, along with guns and masks you can rent. Apparently they also stock magazines for your guns, but they only had mp5 mags today, but they have a shipment coming in later this week.

PROS:
-Great staff
-Nice, big warehouse
-Great people
-Food, Drinks, and airsoft guns to buy

CONS
-Small staging area
-Engagement rules for pistols and shotguns are a little iffy

All in all, best airsoft place I've been to, just wish I didn't live an hour and a half away."

 

Here is a picture to end this great blog(sort of) ps:it is a cqb indoor arena:

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Hey peoples, today it is a community question: What is your favorite search engine? Here is your selection:



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Todays topic is about the world's largest cookie. It is 102 feet in diameter, weighs 40,000 pounds,
and is totally edible! Cool. Now more fun stuff. HALO 4 IS OUT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Website to halo waypoint:www.halowaypoint.com
go to this site for halo 4:www.gamestop.com
or this one:www.bestbuy.com
or this one!:www.walmart.com
or this one...:www.mightyape.com

script 2

Script 2 asdf:
Man 1; Look out for the cookie! *DUN DUN DUN!* *TV STATIC*
Boy: Hey look, a plane!
Man 1: Oh my, thats' too big!
*SHOWS PICTURE OF TOY PLANE* *TV STATIC*
Man 1: Where are my poptarts?!
Man 2: I ate them all.
Man 1: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*END CREDITS*

Kitten dangers

Kittens are cute. But as soon as they grow claws, they are a nightmare. True, they are very entertaining when they leap and chase, but electric cords, plants, and small objects to them become chew toys. This is not good for your furniture either, because to them it's a scratching post. It is best  to pay the price too, for they may destroy stuff that you don't know about until they finally chew all the way through. Our little Sukie is a leaping ball of fur, but she is also a deadly piranha-eating, heel-chaser that goes like one of the fastest cars on earth.

I found something cool today. Here is the website: www.halotracks.org
They have reliable members, great race tracks, and a lot of the times it is really fun.
I am not going to talk alot today because I am going to post a lot of links.  :P
www.youtube.com
www.halowaypoint.com
www.roblox.com < random
www.halo.xbox.com
and me! :D www.sethwoodsrogers.blogspot.com
blah blah more videos next time.

asdf movie concept script first 3 opening comics

Script 1

Rick: "Bob, where is my piano?"
Bob:" It's on your head, Rick."
Rick:"Oh, yeah . . ." *PIANO CRASH* *TV STATIC* "Freeze, chicken!"
*Cut to chicken in jail* *TV STATIC*
Girl:"What's on your head?" Man: "That is my hat.Why do you ask?"
Girl:"But it's eating your hair."
Man: "What?!"
*DUN DUN DUN* *TV STATIC*

DESSERTS!!!

There are many types of yummy desserts. Some are small like cookies,cupcakes,etc.
Others are larger and have variety like Chocolate cake, cherry cake, Rainforest Cafe's Volcano, etc.
But how did we discover sweets? Back thousands of years ago a small village was probably growing wheat and other things when someone there probably discovered sugarcane. They probably tested its strength, planted some pieces to grow, and then finally took a tool and chopped it up to where it became sugar. Unfortunately, that village probably died from overeating of sugarcane. Oh well.

Global Warming

Global warming is a serious problem. We don't take it seriously because we are living nowhere near the artic. But go to the artic, and it is now 5 degrees hotter there. That may not sound very hot, but you know why you see so many hurricanes today? It is because 1,000,000 sqaure miles of it is gone now!
That is the size of all the land east of the Mississippi in the United States of America. And that's not even the beginning. Less than 10% of tropical forest are sustainably managed. <Let's do something about this.

bored

Nothing to do or talk about... Ooooh! A cookie! Nom nom nom. I'm bored and have no idea what I'm typing. Is anyone gonna see this blog? Hopefully... More blogs hopefully less boring than today...

FUNNY POEMS!!!

Today I am going to recite a poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a cookie, and so are you.
These are funny poems. Basically these are poems that are regular and then their endings are changed to be funny. For instance: Lovely robins fly high, high in the sky, and then an eagle sweeps by, to eat a cookie in the sky. Er, that might not be so funny :/.Oh well, my point is to experiment with funny poems in the comments. :)

sethsetses sesteshtes

Reversing words is fun. So today, I'm going to talk backwards.iH ym eman si boB dna m'I morf boB ytic. yM dneirf boB sevil ni s'boB esuoh. Now try to read those two sentences. Hard, huh? No cheating with a mirror. Here is a mispelled sentence that you can read. Cn Yu Re4d M3? < Ha ha texting language. END OF BLOG :)

Halo 4 post!!!

50 days until the release of  Halo 4! Forward Unto Dawn web series will start on October 5th.
(Link to all Halo 4 links and news below.) So today I would like to talk about Halo 4. I think it will be one of the best halo games due to just the amazing amount of work put into it. I always scolded the ones that talked trash about 343 industries. They have done a great job and I think they deserve a lot of credit. All Halo 4 news and leaks at www.youtube.com/halo4follower

Y.S.L. Projects Done on the I.S.S.

Today the Youtube Space Lab launched live video feed of  2 experiments, made by 3 young scientists, and the 2 projects were done on the International Space Station. Their projects were quite successful. My favorite was the spider adapting to zero gravity on the I.S.S. I am going to keep this blog short today due to my being busy. Goodbye! :)

SERIOUS FACE -_-

Well, I found out how hard it was eating a ham sandwich while car surfing. SO TODAY WE ARE DOING A SERIOUS BLOG! Going through battle in Halo Reach in a M-12 Warthog is much harder when you are the driver. I had to watch the vehicle's health, shift gears, check radar,look at the G.P.S, and watch the road. Meanwhile, the gunner is derping around shooting everything he laid eyes on, the same with the passenger -_-.

To end this blog, I will leave the ending of the story. While telling the passenger to SHUT UP about telling me where to go, we hit the opponent's Warthog, forcing us off the road and falling off the map(the map was in the air for some random reason with a hole in the wall) to our deaths. Next week more stories BLAH BLAH.

Today's Sandwich

Today's sandwich was waffles, a pancake bun, and SAUSAGE!!! And it's kinda hard riding a donkey at the same time : /.

It was also hot riding on a donkey in the Grand Canyon. My sandwich was scared the whole way down.

Tomorrow I will eat a ham sandwich for lunch and go car surfing!!!